Renesans & Nailed Shut

In a world of corrupted information and chaos sorcery, Nailed Shut disrupts the electromagnetic transmissions of the hidden hand with dissident disharmonious frequency manipulations within the biosphere and beyond. Equipped with a simple understanding and frail tools of antiquity, Nailed Shut generates a temporal purgatory field which damns the corrupt sorcery from biological specimen within the "eye of the storm". Which within clinical trials, usually lead to impulses of excitement, and thoughts of "Fuck Yeah!", which then ultimatly manifest into a physical display of "head-banging"; and in extreme cases, more often then not, a full on flailing of the appendages. Studies show that when more then one specimen occupy a purgatory field, in the fore-mentioned condition, subjects have a tendency to engage each other in a kind of brutal embrace, then run in circles and/or both. then, after the frenzy, patients experience a better sense of inner tranquillity, self dependence, a ringing of the ears, and the belief that REAL CHEESE is in fact not real cheese. Once removed from the purgatory field, unfortunately in most cases, the benefits are temporary and begin to fade without repeat treatment. Subjects behaviour tend to become re-dependant upon failed systems, apathy for logic, and the belief structure that REAL CHEESE is in fact real cheese. Nailed Shut seeks a means to create a zero-point purgatory field generator for global protection from frequencies of corruption; but in the meantime, can only generate the field with a rare form of fuel known to man as the Brutallium particle. Only through the properties of the Brutallium particle has purgatory field research made possible. So to further the research, Nailed Shut must survey the unified field in search of the elusive Brutallium particle. Currently, claims and prospects of trace Brutallium have been reported on the North American continent and henceforth Nailed Shut is preparing for expedition to extract the Brutallium for on going experiments in an undisclosed location near you.